mikasaquackerman:

mikasaquackerman:

i turn 18 in a few hours and I’m spending it eating pizza, waiting for the inevitable blast wave of adulthood to hit me

I’VE GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT BEFORE I BECOME AN ADULT SOMEONE  H ELP

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

whitegirlsaintshit:


how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

Blaze it yolo swag

Blaze it yolo swag

nishlo:

clamjob:

nishlo:

about to smoke some grass

why do u have grass in a cup

why don’t you mind ur own business

nishlo:

clamjob:

nishlo:

about to smoke some grass

why do u have grass in a cup

why don’t you mind ur own business

old-school-fools:

Frida Kahlo painting while injured.

old-school-fools:

Frida Kahlo painting while injured.

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

top three Lee Pace characters | #1: Ned the Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies)

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